Five hard signs you’re growing up…

Growing old is  inevitable, aging is a natural biological process even (no matter how hard the Kardashians try and prevent it). But growing up is not. So here are five brutal things that happen when you realise you'd rather hand in the heels for a horlicks instead.. 1. Having 5 Friends  In high school you…

16 christmas presents you wish existed

So it may not be the most sophisticatedly edited picture I've ever made and I did get a bit excited about the fact that the christmas is very soon (also slightly panicked) but here I have compiled a list of knock out presents that money just can't buy...literally...because they don't exist. 1) The ability to…

14 things to remember when you go christmas shopping…

Aah it's almost that blissfull time of year, where families get drunk on cheap Prosecco and fight with each other. Ahh just bliss, but before that comes the hectic squabbles in Primark over fluffy socks, heres 14 thing's that you definitely need to remember before you leave Prinark with a black eye.... 1) Don't by…

13 types of people you don’t need in your life…

Sometimes you need to spring clean your friend circle and in the famous words of Kevin Gnapoor 'do your thaaang'... 1) The one that always tells you how many calories are in that nutella-jaffa cake sandwich you're eating. 2) The one who takes every oppurtunity to shit on your parade- no it's fine they were…

12 things that happen when you’ve lived in Germany for a while…

What would a blog post about Germany be without a picture of a pretzel... 1) You get really serious about crossing the road at the proper time (no jaywalking!). 2) Bread. Bread. Bread. You know the difference between a sour dough and a Dinkelbrot. And you have been know to eat your body weight im…

12 signs you’re a dog owner…

Just to prove I'm not a crazy internet dog lady, I have coerced my actual dog into taking a picture, all for this blog post (okay well it was in summer but I wanted it to be special...) 1) You always have a surprising amount of 'poo bags' in your pocket, even if your dog…

does Essena o’Neil have a point?

Well it's not been hard to miss, well at least not for me, seeing the way that Instagram sensation Essena O'Neil has completely and utterly rejected her internet fame.  She shot to fame at 15 and has been endorsed by lots of noteable brands only now to turn around and say that the whole thing…

5 reasons it’s okay to absolutely freak out/not be okay sometimes…

As a person who has a serious problem with keeping my head, when I'm late or when my bus is late or something I absolutely cannot control happens and it's gunna get in the way of plan sometimes I just need to be told 'hey lady its okay'. So heres my blog post hot water…

20 things i’ve realised before turning 20…

In a few short weeks it will happen, I will finally enter the realm of being 20. And it sounds rubbish, but I don't want to be a pessimist so here are 20 life lessons, I've learnt before the big 2 0.... It is tacky to bring lambrini to a party.. Its not tacky to…

New Blog Feature: Favourite blog posts of the week….

   Heellllooo,  Is it obvious that it took me a large chunk of the afternoon making that sign? (Avoiding revision). Nope. Good.  So I'll give you a few categories (I think maybe because its the first one and I don't want to get cocky I won't give that many because a lot of people don't…