13 things I still don’t understand..

1) The art of drinking one bottle of wine slowly and maturely. 2) The key to getting more than the people you know in real life to follow you on Instagram. 3) How to not accidentally book two things on the same day at the same time which are absolutely impossible to do. 4) Not…

10 signs you’ve spent too much time with your family…

^This is supposed to represent a meme version of my family, go with it and don't tell them about it. Ahh Christmas is slowly backing out of the month of December and taking away with it our dignity, money and skill for wearing none Pyjama-ry clothes. So heres a few signs that means you and…

15 things only mums know…

So this post is inspired by the conversation  I had with my mum in which she explained to me the ins and outs of making a sunday roast...via skype. 1) That you should take the skin off of the chicken if you are making chicken casserole...otherwise it will go greasy and weird. 2) Exactly which…

12 signs you’re a dog owner…

Just to prove I'm not a crazy internet dog lady, I have coerced my actual dog into taking a picture, all for this blog post (okay well it was in summer but I wanted it to be special...) 1) You always have a surprising amount of 'poo bags' in your pocket, even if your dog…

8 things that happen when you visit home for a week…

It's a busy day for me, because I'm going on a little jaunt back to my lovely family for a week (and im rather excited! And also wildly unpacked) Anyway here are 8 sure fire things to happen this week... 1) Eating so much cheddar cheese and fish & chips (err not together) thatyou consequently  gain…

Why can i never find things when i need to *grhhghrheo*

Thats it, I need back up. Surely asking my mum to fly to germany is not too much to ask.... love Robyn!

14 things not to say to the owner of the house you’re viewing…

And yes 'You clearly don't own a duster' is one of them... 1) 'Well I mean ideally, I want to knock this wall down in order to make room for my giant statue of a bull' 2) 'Do you think the neighbours would mind if I turned the conservatory into a drumming centre, I am…

30 Things you can only get away with it you’re old…

I can wait to  be old, it really is the desert of life... 1) Asking what the internet actually is.. 2) Not only paying with vouchers but actually still giving them to grandkids for Christmas. 3) Demanding seats left right and centre on the bus.  4) Telling everybody you can't hear them 'oh my hearing…

12 classic mum quotes….

You know those things that only mums say and it makes you think 'did you get a mum handbook and get told to learn these phrases?' Well this is the handbook... 1) 'Well don't be putting things about me  on THE Facebook'  2) 'Turn that big light off!' 3) 'Shut that bloody door, you're either…

The 9 kind of people you find at a party…

I'm writing this at the back end of a wine-fest...I mean birthday party, so if there are spelling errors today it's because I'm drunk and you just have to be okay with it... 1: 'THE EATER'  'Do you guys have any food?! Like pizza...oh wait I will just smash these nachos into my face-hole that's…