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13 things I still don’t understand..

1) The art of drinking one bottle of wine slowly and maturely. 2) The key to getting more than the people you know in real life to follow you on Instagram. 3) How to not accidentally book two things on the same day at the same time which are absolutely impossible to do. 4) Not… Continue reading 13 things I still don’t understand..

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10 signs you’ve spent too much time with your family…

^This is supposed to represent a meme version of my family, go with it and don't tell them about it. Ahh Christmas is slowly backing out of the month of December and taking away with it our dignity, money and skill for wearing none Pyjama-ry clothes. So heres a few signs that means you and… Continue reading 10 signs you’ve spent too much time with your family…

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8 things that happen when you visit home for a week…

It's a busy day for me, because I'm going on a little jaunt back to my lovely family for a week (and im rather excited! And also wildly unpacked) Anyway here are 8 sure fire things to happen this week... 1) Eating so much cheddar cheese and fish & chips (err not together) thatyou consequently  gain… Continue reading 8 things that happen when you visit home for a week…

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14 things not to say to the owner of the house you’re viewing…

And yes 'You clearly don't own a duster' is one of them... 1) 'Well I mean ideally, I want to knock this wall down in order to make room for my giant statue of a bull' 2) 'Do you think the neighbours would mind if I turned the conservatory into a drumming centre, I am… Continue reading 14 things not to say to the owner of the house you’re viewing…

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30 Things you can only get away with it you’re old…

I can wait to  be old, it really is the desert of life... 1) Asking what the internet actually is.. 2) Not only paying with vouchers but actually still giving them to grandkids for Christmas. 3) Demanding seats left right and centre on the bus.  4) Telling everybody you can't hear them 'oh my hearing… Continue reading 30 Things you can only get away with it you’re old…

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The 9 kind of people you find at a party…

I'm writing this at the back end of a wine-fest...I mean birthday party, so if there are spelling errors today it's because I'm drunk and you just have to be okay with it... 1: 'THE EATER'  'Do you guys have any food?! Like pizza...oh wait I will just smash these nachos into my face-hole that's… Continue reading The 9 kind of people you find at a party…