11 signs your other half is way too understanding…

After a while you start to realise you might be more nuttier than a fruit and nut bar....here's all the signs your other half has the patience of Saint: 1) Everytime you can't find your other sock (who has time to match socks?!) , 2  minutes before the bus comes and you're definitely going to…

13 types of people you don’t need in your life…

Sometimes you need to spring clean your friend circle and in the famous words of Kevin Gnapoor 'do your thaaang'... 1) The one that always tells you how many calories are in that nutella-jaffa cake sandwich you're eating. 2) The one who takes every oppurtunity to shit on your parade- no it's fine they were…

How to be good at life…(Or how to be bad at life…)

   Okay it's Sunday morning and I have zero ideas for a blog post.  I thought okay maybe I can do like a roundup of events. Oh wait I don't know anything about world or current events. How about doing a roundup of your own week?? Oh wait nobody wants to hear about you having…

A list of the absolute worst kind of Facebook statuses

   This list will make you think about a few people on your friends list and if you should delete them. 'The subtle show off'- I think here subtle is a bit of a compliment because usually they just post actual pictures of new clothes, dogs, jewellery with the title 'lucky girly'. We ALL get…

How to make your excuses sound better…

  1) what you mean: my bank manager has said if I go anymore overdrawn I will owe money back till I'm 85. A suitable excuse : 'I would love to but I really have to stay in and adjust my finances' 2) what you mean: The paint of the kitchen wall is coming off so…