14 things to remember when you go christmas shopping…

Aah it's almost that blissfull time of year, where families get drunk on cheap Prosecco and fight with each other. Ahh just bliss, but before that comes the hectic squabbles in Primark over fluffy socks, heres 14 thing's that you definitely need to remember before you leave Prinark with a black eye.... 1) Don't by…

14 signs you might possibly be the most unhelpful room mate in the world…

This can also apply to live in boyfriend/girlfriend/child/parent/guest that outstays their welcome/ghost 1) You have a million excuses why you didn't buy milk or clean the kitchen like you said you would. .  2) You bombard your roommates with useless information about your life instead of helping them with the weekly shop.   3) This…

12 allergy struggles that are just too real…

There are no heroes when it comes to allergy season... 1) People genuinely worrying that you've come to work stoned or that you're really sad and just stopped crying. 2) Knowing it's going to be a terrible day when you forget your eye drops.  3) Wondering how people manage to stroke dogs and be outside…

Don’t tell me you’re not following Doug The Pug On Facebook, Twitter and every other available social media network?

It's a well know fact that pugs are probably the most majestic creatures in all the land *looks eagerly at you for approval* well one in particular has captured my heart. I think I've been accidently been using pictures of Doug the Pug all over my blog for the last 5 months, and I'm not…

Hipster Barbie is Instagram goals

sometimes I absolutely love the Internet! So I was doing the Saturday morning Instagram/social media scroll, and came over this beauty: Socially Barbie is totally goals! She takes pictures of exotic long haul travels, she's writing a book and she's a total fashion icon(although photographed with a VSL cam, I mean what else?!) Hell I…

Luisa Omielan might just be new fave comedian ever…

okay she drops the 'Bitch' word on a regular which know isn't good but she's also sassy and fabulous and tells everyone to fuck the mentality that just because you don't look a certain way doesn't mean you aren't the wonderful, fabulous creation that you really are, and to be honest who doesn't need to…

14 things not to say to the owner of the house you’re viewing…

And yes 'You clearly don't own a duster' is one of them... 1) 'Well I mean ideally, I want to knock this wall down in order to make room for my giant statue of a bull' 2) 'Do you think the neighbours would mind if I turned the conservatory into a drumming centre, I am…

My favourite comments from the last billion years…

Hellooo lovely commenters, I'm so happy you guys have all stuck with em during this mega busy time, it's been a difficult few weeks, all my school work is in German and it's been long hours of switching between 'yes I am gunna do this' and 'no, no , no, need my mum', but I…

Sad and hungover

All the sad hangover brain right now. And not only that some bloody idiot started mowing the grass at 7 in't morning on a bloody Saturday!  So sleep deprived+ hungover= not a pretty situation.  But it's seriously always like that isn't it...headache that feels like somebody's twisting your brain means that it's national trumpet playing…

14 thoughts that go through my head when I’m on Facebook…

1) 'Why on earth do I have a hundred new notifications?! Oh yeah some dickhead wants to play FarmVille with me'  2) 'I could honestly care less about your lunch...but your sweet potatoe fries do look nice' 3) 'Maybe if I watch a hundred makeup tutorials, I will look like Rosie Huntington Whitely by 4pm'…