17 Signs you’re getting ooooold

Getting old is something we can't avoid, it happens to us all but here are 17 signs you are turning into a grandma (and you like it)... 1) You get a feeling of satisfaction after you clean out your wardrobe and put stuff in binbags for charity. 2) You actually take said bin bags to…

12 thoughts that go through my head now that the festive season is over…

Well, well, I hope you all enjoyed the festive season whilst it was here (all 13 seconds of it) because that its for a whole 11 months. Sob sob. 1) No more cake. No more fun. No more getting unbelievably drunk just because. Sigh, it's just sad. 2) Why did I just find a third…

16 christmas presents you wish existed

So it may not be the most sophisticatedly edited picture I've ever made and I did get a bit excited about the fact that the christmas is very soon (also slightly panicked) but here I have compiled a list of knock out presents that money just can't buy...literally...because they don't exist. 1) The ability to…

Are beauty magazines out of touch?

  When I was 15 all I wanted to be was a fabulous writer for a glossy magazine, I had visions of living in London and owning huge handbags.  But at the moment I have a bit of a problem with beauty magazines, I get the 'sad-don't-look-like-Emma-Watson' feeling the more I flick through the glossy…

21 things you don’t want to hear on public transport

   1) 'oh yeah I think this is the same bus that, that tramp wee'd on last time...yeah definitely' 2) 'would you mind if my (screaming and crying) child sits next to you?' 3) 'well I personally don't see the harm in eating an egg and sardine sandwhich on the bus'  4) 'oh no she…

5 reasons to abandon the Daily Mails ‘Femail’ section

Although you probably already know these ones....    1) OH GOSH DID YOU SEE HER DROOPY EARS?! no. Nobody cares about droopy ears, this is just another perfect example of the Daily Mail playing on the tiniest of women's insecurities, even women aren't even the slightest bit bothered about their ears. Wow such world class…

Are you beach body ready?

The answer will either be a) yes b) no I need to work out more or c) shut up Robyn stop asking me stupid questions. But that's okay because it not asking you, I'm talking about this advertisement:   This lady is Renee Somerfield, she's a poster girl and she is beautiful. However this poster has caused quite…