14 things not to say to the owner of the house you’re viewing…

And yes 'You clearly don't own a duster' is one of them... 1) 'Well I mean ideally, I want to knock this wall down in order to make room for my giant statue of a bull' 2) 'Do you think the neighbours would mind if I turned the conservatory into a drumming centre, I am…

14 weird things that happen when you start to learn a new language…

if you don't get mixed up 4 times a day and give up and speak English you're not doing it right... 1) Whenenver anybody sneezes you are the first person to whip out an I national way of saying bless youl 2) Sometimes you just say English words in a slightly different accent. 3) It…

17 great things about being ill

It happened. It finally happened. Over the last year I have been ill a total of 0 times, no days off work or school, nothing. But it finally happened but really as I sit here writing this...things could be worse. 1) It's okay to wear pyjamas all day. Even smelly pyjamas that have tomato ketchup…

Would you wanna be a YouTube Star?

So I don't know about you guys but often when I go on Facebook or Instagram, I'm not usually looking at my friends and families totally interesting and never ever too personal statuses or photos, usually it's some guy that made a vine or is a famous 'vlogger' and video'd himself in the supermarket embarrassing…

And how are you dealing with your workload?

My favourite comments from the last billion years…

Hellooo lovely commenters, I'm so happy you guys have all stuck with em during this mega busy time, it's been a difficult few weeks, all my school work is in German and it's been long hours of switching between 'yes I am gunna do this' and 'no, no , no, need my mum', but I…

13 things boyfriends ‘who-would-rather-be-anywhere-but-shopping’say…

Okay well this might not be for every boyfriend in the world, but I definitely hear these sentences every time we make our way through to the treacherous urban jungle that is H&M... 'Look at these jeans look! 35€ and they've got rips in! What's the point in buying jeans with rips in!' 'Why does…

14 excuses not to tell your mum if you fail an exam…

So after a good old scroll through my Facebook feed I've found out that it some kind of school results day sooo it inspired me to be just sooo negative and think of things not to do if you fail... I'm basically the exam grinch... 1) 'Well mum the reason I didn't pass in English…

‘And how did you know the answer?’

This is so unbelievably me whenever I have to 'expand' (literally the worse word ever to be found snuck on the end of a question ever).

Shitty day?

Hellooo everybody, i had one of those weird weeks where the Monday was wonderful and I was floating on air but the then big bad tuesday came, so I know I don't usually do this kind of thing (I know there's know pug photo) but I just wanted to recommend to anybody who's got a…