Things only lazy people understand

 All the things, having to do all things, naaaaahClothes don't reaaaally need to be ironed of folded just simply placed over the back of a chair, bed or even floor. You will empty the milk carton, pretend that wasn't you and put it back in fridge. The thought of havIng to go outside to buy food is…

5 reasons why I’m not okay with this Vogue cover

 This is Gisele Bündchen, she is declard as being the 'last remaining supermodel',at just 16 she walked on the runway at the New York City fashion show, and now Forbes have named her 89th most powerful woman in the world. She's a humanitarian, a mother, a millionaire and to celebrate her 20 years in modelling…

Things that are apparently things that I wish weren’t

  okay it's not the most concise of titles I'll admit that.The phrase 'movers and shakers'. The way umbrellas always seem to lose themselves. Meatballs (love burgers, hate meatballs, it's a thing just go with it).Belfies (mum, dad that's a photos of your behind) .The political correctness of Apples new emojis (although the dancing lady can now have…

*drumrolls and fanfares* My Liebster Award

  Here is my  Liebster Award (if you could all imagine that I have a fabulous dress on and paparazzi are shouting 'who are you wearing' I would really appreciate it). I was nominated by the fabulous Martafrant to accept and carry on the challenge. Basically the Liebster award is a chance for small bloggers to be…

Yorkshire 101: A guide to manouvering around Gods own country

   You might be slightly confused by the accent, here's a tip, just forget about T's in the middle of words and H's at the beginning (sorry all the 'olly's).   Oh look a bread bun! WRONG THAT IS A BREADCAKE. That squishy bread bit on either side of your bacon and egg is in fact…

What models in adverts really want to say

Basically I have too much time on my hands...                              

Things I wish I could tell my 11 year old self

  Oh chubby year 7 girl life can only get betterThere will at some point be more to your life than running into the IT suite first in order to play games for 5 minutes. You never master the messy bun but it's okay, just move on and stop sticking your head upside and spraying that much…

Why Sunday’s are easily the best day of the week:

Waking up (most likely hungover covered in kebab sauce) and being able to roll over and snuggle into 'oh look that's where the rest of the' Kebab and go back to sleep.  It's a day where personal hygiene takes a rest, you might smell worse than the cast of Geordie Shore but who cares?! It's actually kind…

The problem isn’t about holding doors open

  Okay I spend a lot of time on the Internet and even when I'm not on the Internet I'm kind of always thinking about going on the Internet. It's a full blown addiction. I'm a child of the super electronic turbo age (or whatever people called the 90s to the 2000's). And I see a…

Why it’s rubbish (but also great) being the baby of the family

  and the worst part? I'm not even the youngest. Everyone does and will make fun of you, all the time, especially about embarrassing things that happened to you when you were 2. Even if you think you might be mature and intelligent, you're not, you're still 5. You DO NOT get to choose what's on the TV.Everyone gets…