Who do you blog for?

I ask myself this question everytime I worry about stats, or every time I have this weird argument in my head where I think 'no I don't need to write a blog post today' and then moments later 'yes yes I do, what about...or...wait...'. And at that point I usually realise that nothing dramatically dangerous…

Why its okay to be a ‘no’ Man…

Usually I am the person that says 'no' to someone that asks for a chip or to read the page in the newspaper I literally just to started to read. But I'm also usually the person that says 'haha just kidding' right afterwards so they don't think I'm actually that bitchy. But it got me…

15 things not to say to your pregnant friend…

Pregnant people are like old people, something's you just can't get away with saying... 1) Well at least all your pregnancy fat is hiding your normal fat... 2) Well I can see you've been taking this opportunity to eat as many cream cakes as possible... 3) Is it true about the nipples? 4) What if…

Don’t talk to me about ‘real women’

Don't. Just don't. Running this blog opens my eyes up to lots of social phenomenons that I usually wouldn't even notice,which is great, I've found out about Kaitlyn Jenner and Tess Holliday and when that I happens I think 'woo Internet you done good'. But one thing that really really realllly grinds my gears is…

6 comments that prove my commenters are better than me (again)!

Hello lovely readers, It's that time of the week again ( I swear these weeks are getting faster and faster) this time last week I was writing this is very sunny and beautiful Spain and I'm in very rainy and very grey England...but even though the weathers a bit you guys have been bombarding me…

16 signs you’re a total Stress-head

Happy Sunday everybody! So you're probably thinking this seems like a stressful post for a Sunday...well it is. 1) You print your boarding pass off  3 times a hide it in 3 different places just in case something happens... 2) If you're not stood at a bus stop 15 minutes before the bus then you…

Why is it okay to insult people (on the Internet)?

So I was in the airport yesterday and I was just mindlessly scrolling through Instagram, when i saw this girls face. I think I've seen this girls face hundreds of times and I vaugely remember hearing about her some time ago...it was this face: Chances are you've heard or seen something about this women, she's…

15 signs you got wine drunk yesterday….

This is more of a Saturday morning post...but I've been on my 'olidays and have had all these feels about wine hangovers.... 1) You started off the evening basically thinking that you were the classiest most sophisticated person in the entire room. 2) You definitely wrinkled your nose at your friends strongbow....pah. 3) You remember…

15 situations where I wish Siri would ask ‘are you sure you want to do that?’…

If you have read this other blog post of mine ( If not: what are you bloody doing?? Get reading!) you will probably already be aware of my slightly obsessive addiction to technology and basically the Internet..so now I've come up with a list of times it would be really great if Siri could tell…

30 Things you can only get away with it you’re old…

I can wait to  be old, it really is the desert of life... 1) Asking what the internet actually is.. 2) Not only paying with vouchers but actually still giving them to grandkids for Christmas. 3) Demanding seats left right and centre on the bus.  4) Telling everybody you can't hear them 'oh my hearing…