14 Things A Twenty-Something Should Be Able To Do…But Can’t.

Ever realise that you're completely inept at being a grown up? Well join the club... Doing the washing up straight away. Nope, not happening, those dishes can fester for eternity for all I care. Go for a coffee...and not put evidence of it up on Snapchat or Instagram. 3. Pair socks up together instead of…

13 types of people you don’t need in your life…

Sometimes you need to spring clean your friend circle and in the famous words of Kevin Gnapoor 'do your thaaang'... 1) The one that always tells you how many calories are in that nutella-jaffa cake sandwich you're eating. 2) The one who takes every oppurtunity to shit on your parade- no it's fine they were…

8 things that happen when you visit home for a week…

It's a busy day for me, because I'm going on a little jaunt back to my lovely family for a week (and im rather excited! And also wildly unpacked) Anyway here are 8 sure fire things to happen this week... 1) Eating so much cheddar cheese and fish & chips (err not together) thatyou consequently  gain…

What these brands mottos should really say…

The world of advertising is a powerful and manipulating place, but hwo wonderful would these brands really be if they told DUNDUNDUNNNNN the truth... 'We will take hours of your life by uploading cat video after cat video' 'We will make you think you can dance...you can't (and susan from work will video you trying…

16 signs you are definitely not a people person…

Its not your fault you just prefer Pugs to humans, it's just not... 1) you secretly pray on your way home from work that nobodies in so you can sit and have a cup of tea in peace. 2) Anymore than 3 people is just absolute mayhem, all the shouting.  3) You have perfected the…

15 situations where I wish Siri would ask ‘are you sure you want to do that?’…

If you have read this other blog post of mine ( If not: what are you bloody doing?? Get reading!) you will probably already be aware of my slightly obsessive addiction to technology and basically the Internet..so now I've come up with a list of times it would be really great if Siri could tell…

15 compliments that are definitely insults…

you know the ones I mean those little sentences that make you think 'well that was defiantly an insult'... 1) 'Well I could never be as selfish as you, it's great you take so much time for yourself' 2) 'I think only girls with big arms could get away with that...you know like you' 3)…

Don’t forget…

  The competition for the 7 best comments in on again this Monday, I've had some great ones so far but the fight is not over yet! Come and post your wierdest, funniest, cutest, comments all over my blog for the next few days and who knows, maybe you'll be crowned (btw you don't win…

How to deal with…

   Being that I am such a good grown up, like well good at being organised and life, I thought I'd help you deal with those stressfull situations... Really? Yes! Really Robyn? Okay no I can't help you with stressfull situations but i do however know how to NOT deal with them. Oh this again...…

Feeling blue? Here are…

   Hello lovely people of the Internet, after a particularly blue post this morning I thought I'd turn my frown upside down (where do I keep getting these cheesy quotes from?!) and do a slightly more cheerful post... 1. Allow yourself to be terribly slovenly for at least half an hour, lay in bed, wearing…