21 Things you don’t want to hear in a restaurant:

  1) 'I'm sorry sir...oh wait you're a woman, I'm sorry ma'am and I'm sorry I called you sir ma'am' 2) 'well it looks like somebody enjoyed their dinner (looks at your stomach)' 3) 'We ran out of fish about a week ago...but I guess we could find some old prawns in the bottom of…

Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the biggest muffin top of them all?

   Image: Blogilates, watch video here! Sadly, I'm a 19 year old girl (no that's not the sad part) and for a long time I've been aware being squidgy, having cellulite and a belly pooch don't add up to make the perfect bikini body.  So at 15 I started working out, stopped having sausage rolls…

My inner monologue during yoga..

it's no easy road, the road to bendy-ness. 1I have totally got my zen on oh and these new stretchy yoga pants from lulu lemon. It might have taken me 6 months after New Year's Eve but I'm finally fufilling your news years resolution, yessssss!   2) New yoga mat is all laid, I mean…

A concise list of the best bits in life…

   When you make a boiled egg, cautiously crack the top off and see that it's all gooey and yellow on the inside.  When you get to the bus stop imagining that you'll have to wait there for ages and then a bus comes right away.  When you got to buy a top not realising…

How to make your excuses sound better…

  1) what you mean: my bank manager has said if I go anymore overdrawn I will owe money back till I'm 85. A suitable excuse : 'I would love to but I really have to stay in and adjust my finances' 2) what you mean: The paint of the kitchen wall is coming off so…

The 7 types of people you find on Facebook

....shown by pictures of cats #1 'the parent'     Identified by the constant stream of baby photos, shared baby related competitions and pictures of baby clothes. Usually they come in groups and they often enjoy a good fundraiser. Most likely you'll have seen these people's children more than your own nieces and nephews.  # 'the…

Let’s talk about breast….feeding.

STOP COVER YOUR CHILDREN'S EYES GOD FORBID THEY SEE THIS ELLE COVER:     Yes I know shocking!! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!  If you all couldn't get that I was being sarcastic then you probably don't read my blog much but that's okay you know now.  Anyway this picture, which I think is rather lovely made…

Signs you might not be as classy as you thought…

1) You have been known to drink a gallon of wine, it even said gallon on the box. Basically you drink wine out of a box.    2) You have to shout this at people more than you would like.    3)  You would mainly like it if you could just talk about your own…

You know you are not a good person in a rush when..

  You tend to have spent the whole hour before doing nothing only to realise you need to do everything in the next 10 minutes. You tend to start sweating and panicking when you have a deadline.  You swear you put your phone and wallet in your pocket. You check. Not here. So you rush…

Things that happen when you’re an English person living abroad…

    You have to force yourself not just to go down th easy route and just speak English.  Even though you'll realise that all Europeans and people from the rest of the world speak incredible English. When somebody finds out that you're English they will ask you if you're from London.   Oh and people…