Are you having crazy deja vu? Well yes, that's because I've decided to revamp an old blog post...because it's good....and I'm lazy. No seriously, it will still be funny...I promise. Btw I have zero children so this is all completely based on what I imagine. But probably true. 1. You wake up on the morning… Continue reading 8 ways having a blog is like having a baby
Month: November 2015
16 christmas presents you wish existed
So it may not be the most sophisticatedly edited picture I've ever made and I did get a bit excited about the fact that the christmas is very soon (also slightly panicked) but here I have compiled a list of knock out presents that money just can't buy...literally...because they don't exist. 1) The ability to… Continue reading 16 christmas presents you wish existed
T’was the fatness before christmas…
Put your hands up if you are being personally victimised by the pre christmas weight gain.... (Put your hand up if you've ever bought yourself an excersise ball and not really understood the health benefits of it..) Sigh I hate/love this time of year, you can wear knitwear again and get drunk on hot wine… Continue reading T’was the fatness before christmas…
14 things to remember when you go christmas shopping…
Aah it's almost that blissfull time of year, where families get drunk on cheap Prosecco and fight with each other. Ahh just bliss, but before that comes the hectic squabbles in Primark over fluffy socks, heres 14 thing's that you definitely need to remember before you leave Prinark with a black eye.... 1) Don't by… Continue reading 14 things to remember when you go christmas shopping…
When you realise you haven’t done any lesson plans for next week
It’s okay to feel absolutely gutted sometimes…
As you might have seen on my blog, I don't tend to get real personal about my life, I mean I open up about my crippling addiction to Jaffa Cakes and that I'm a lazy student but generally I keep a little distance. But today, grown up-ing hit me hard and you know what sometimes… Continue reading It’s okay to feel absolutely gutted sometimes…
14 friends you absolutely need in your life….
Some friends can be absolute stinkers but some friends can be wine loving Angels just like yourself: 1) That one that's always up to get absolutely shitfaced at casual social events. 2) That one that mentions that you've… Continue reading 14 friends you absolutely need in your life….
13 types of people you don’t need in your life…
Sometimes you need to spring clean your friend circle and in the famous words of Kevin Gnapoor 'do your thaaang'... 1) The one that always tells you how many calories are in that nutella-jaffa cake sandwich you're eating. 2) The one who takes every oppurtunity to shit on your parade- no it's fine they were… Continue reading 13 types of people you don’t need in your life…
You know it’s a good day when there’s pancakes for breakfast and it’s not even anyone’s birthday….
Sunday cheer up….
Hello everybody, After the horrific events that unfolded on Friday, I have had a little bit of a writers block. So i've deicided in light of all the darkness and the fear that has rippled throughout Europe, I wanted to share a few of my cheeriest blog posts, although its nothing new, they will hopefully… Continue reading Sunday cheer up….