And yes ‘You clearly don’t own a duster’ is one of them…
1) ‘Well I mean ideally, I want to knock this wall down in order to make room for my giant statue of a bull’
2) ‘Do you think the neighbours would mind if I turned the conservatory into a drumming centre, I am very good with egg boxes for sound proofing’
3) ‘I really like that sick coloured bathroom’
4) ‘Hmm looks like somebody’s good at making small things look bigger on pictures’
5) ‘ Do you think my group of homing pigeons would be able to fit on that small balcony? There are 17 of them?’
6) ‘Well I saw what you planned to wear to work tomorrow and in my opinion a blue shirt would work a lot better’
7) ‘Have you guys thought about eating organically,master looking in the fridge it seems you guys aren’t very economically friendly’
8) ‘I mean it’s a good height, a stripper pole could fit quite nicely in the corner’
9) ‘Do you think the people across the road would be against my nudist parties?’
10) ‘Well I’m the sort of person, I don’t believe in boundaries between neighbours’
11) ‘Well my dog only barks at cats, babies, small birds, big birds, other dogs, humans, clouds, postmen, towels and cars’
12) ‘My favourite past time is hoovering at 3 in the morning, just after a long sing on the karaoke’
13) ‘Well really when you say monthly payments, I’m guessing you mean, you know every few months, rent is very flexible’
14) ‘Do you think mattress races down the stairs would be okay?’
Love Robyn!
A Girl In Europe 
Haha. The thing is I bet someone has actually done most of these. How many have you done? 😉
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Java I was actually inspired because we’re having people view our apartment at the moment and I thought I really don’t want to answer these question…especially not about the drumming circle
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You should have had your banter sorted before they arrived. Missed opportunity for a laugh.
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I know. I’ll try harder next time, I didn’t even serve any Jaffa cakes on arrival.
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Probably because you ate them yourself lol ;-p
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Good ones!
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Cheers!
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Haha. I like Karaoke Thing. Regards Lucas
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Haha thanks !
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You Are Really cute. I’m Lucas
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“That smell… will that go with you when you leave? Or is that part of the house?”
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In my case it’s part of the house now
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I remember asking that when I was a kid and went with my parents to look at a house we were thinking about buying. I wasn’t allowed to go look at any houses after that.
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Haha children are delightful
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Having a string of people in like that can make you really depressed about humanity.
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Or make you laugh uncontrollably
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I’ve just had people ask me if I could leave EVERYTHING behind, just as it is because they love my things and decor so much. *Facepalm
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Haha even pictures of your family?
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EVERYTHING.
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I guess it depends on if you’re looking to rent vs. buy.
If you’re looking to rent: “Oh, this room would be perfect for my drums…Uh, tuba…I mean, kazoo set!” or “How many cats before I have to pay extra?” or “Can you help me move in my old newspaper and soiled magazine stacks? I NEED THEM!” or “That toilet looks like a challenge. Never met a toilet I haven’t clogged. I love a good challenge.”
If you’re looking to buy from that owner: “You raised your kids here? Eww. Well, I guess we can get past that.” or “How many of these rooms have you had sex in?” or “That basement looks great, like no one could hear someone screaming down there.” or “We’ll take the house, but only if you leave the dog…and your beer…and your underwear.”
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I just love that picture! Ha
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Ahah the things people dress pugs up as is just ridiculous !😂
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I do like the writing too btw 🙂 I was just lost in that cute little pug’s eyes! Ha
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Thank you very much! I love pugs too so it’s okay!
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I’ve seen this scenario from both sides. We’ve seen the home that was full of various aromas and a tall layer of trash and wondered where they hid the bodies; we saw the elderly cat lady’s house that smelled like cat and elderly lady. And we saw the home that was so perfect we felt unworthy, right down to the crosses hanging on the wall. I don’t even think Jesus would have moved there. And we sold houses while two invading toddlers were doing their best to destroy the infrastructure. (they were our kids) Picture crayon and permanent marker art on the walls, diapers (we had a “Genie”), and an array of toddler toys and plush articles that decorated the children’s rooms. And our stuff. We cleaned ALL the time, and left whenever there was a showing. I hate moving.
“Well, this location has potential, and the floor plan is all right, but do you think the owner will clean before we buy, or will we have to rent a back hoe, a few dumpsters, and face masks? Can those expenses be taken off the sale price? Do we have to start payments right away, or can we wait until the house is actually liveable?”
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Oh my gosh please tell me that this didn’t happen to you!!! How crazy are these!
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Haha luckily these were all hypothetical situations! Haha
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Oh thank God! Hahaha!
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