I feel like nothing has ever explained WordPress more…

Luisa Omielan might just be new fave comedian ever…

okay she drops the 'Bitch' word on a regular which know isn't good but she's also sassy and fabulous and tells everyone to fuck the mentality that just because you don't look a certain way doesn't mean you aren't the wonderful, fabulous creation that you really are, and to be honest who doesn't need to…

14 things not to say to the owner of the house you’re viewing…

And yes 'You clearly don't own a duster' is one of them... 1) 'Well I mean ideally, I want to knock this wall down in order to make room for my giant statue of a bull' 2) 'Do you think the neighbours would mind if I turned the conservatory into a drumming centre, I am…

My favourite comments from the last billion years…

Hellooo lovely commenters, I'm so happy you guys have all stuck with em during this mega busy time, it's been a difficult few weeks, all my school work is in German and it's been long hours of switching between 'yes I am gunna do this' and 'no, no , no, need my mum', but I…

Sad and hungover

All the sad hangover brain right now. And not only that some bloody idiot started mowing the grass at 7 in't morning on a bloody Saturday!  So sleep deprived+ hungover= not a pretty situation.  But it's seriously always like that isn't it...headache that feels like somebody's twisting your brain means that it's national trumpet playing…

14 reasons why charity shops are the best…

I'm an addict for them. I can't get enough. As soon as I see a sign for Oxfam or British Heart Foundation I am in there like a bullet! So many bargains so little time... 1) If you're really lucky you'll find some sneaky Ralph Lauren trainers or a Chanel purse that an unsuspecting volunteer…

14 thoughts that go through my head when I’m on Facebook…

1) 'Why on earth do I have a hundred new notifications?! Oh yeah some dickhead wants to play FarmVille with me'  2) 'I could honestly care less about your lunch...but your sweet potatoe fries do look nice' 3) 'Maybe if I watch a hundred makeup tutorials, I will look like Rosie Huntington Whitely by 4pm'…

Is it okay to shame Kylie Jenner?

So after Friday's epiphany about blogging, I decided to give myself a day off yesterday (the first one in 4 months of blogging) and I have to say...there were no twitches or sweating, much to my suprise. Anyway I'm back on the horse now and I wanted to talk about something that has kind of…