15 things only mums know…

So this post is inspired by the conversation  I had with my mum in which she explained to me the ins and outs of making a sunday roast...via skype. 1) That you should take the skin off of the chicken if you are making chicken casserole...otherwise it will go greasy and weird. 2) Exactly which…

14 things not to say to the owner of the house you’re viewing…

And yes 'You clearly don't own a duster' is one of them... 1) 'Well I mean ideally, I want to knock this wall down in order to make room for my giant statue of a bull' 2) 'Do you think the neighbours would mind if I turned the conservatory into a drumming centre, I am…

12 classic mum quotes….

You know those things that only mums say and it makes you think 'did you get a mum handbook and get told to learn these phrases?' Well this is the handbook... 1) 'Well don't be putting things about me  on THE Facebook'  2) 'Turn that big light off!' 3) 'Shut that bloody door, you're either…