What these brands mottos should really say…

The world of advertising is a powerful and manipulating place, but hwo wonderful would these brands really be if they told DUNDUNDUNNNNN the truth…

‘We will take hours of your life by uploading cat video after cat video’


‘We will make you think you can dance…you can’t (and susan from work will video you trying to)’ 


Yup, we’re just basically really expensive flavoured milk…’


‘Come into our shops, feel bad about yourself and lose your ability to be okay with daylight…’


You know you want it! You know you want to see Karens lunch for the 6th consecutive day in a row…’ 


‘We dare you…try not to eat a whole pack…just try’


‘Come follow our wise and wonderful rude sales advisers and we’ll contour the shit out of your face…’


‘I hope you enjoy a broken screen, ooh our inability to stay unbroken is just so appealing’


‘Come and try on our new jean collection, we guarantee you’ll be able to fit at least the lower half of your thigh in them before you start to cry…’


‘After realising your bum and your budget doesnt quite fit Topshop standards, you’ll come here and fight with someones grandma over a pair of fluffy bed socks’


‘Diet coke- it tastes like shit’


‘Feel good about yourself! (as long as you look like Kylie Jenner)’


Love Robyn!

20 thoughts on “What these brands mottos should really say…”

  1. Bhaha… That was great. I especially liked the (wait for it) Jaffa Cakes and the Apple suggestions. But all of them were genius, mainly because i think you hit the nail on the head and told it like it is.
    Hope you’re feeling better too ☺

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