Some friends can be absolute stinkers but some friends can be wine loving Angels just like yourself:
1) That one that’s always up to get absolutely shitfaced at casual social events.
2) That one that mentions that you’ve lost weight every time she see’s you.
3) The one that feeds you up on homemade sausage rolls and wine when you pop round.
4) The one that always answers your ‘I’m an idiot’ texts with ‘you are fab, glass of wine?’
5) The one that shares their drunken kebab with you.
6) The one that knows the power of camera angles.
7) The one that knows you-re as mad as a box of bees but still goes out with you in public.
8) The one that not only condones but joins in on bitching about people that have ever been mean to you ever.
9) The one that sends you funny cat pictures/videos.
10) The one that is NEVER glued to their phone during dinner.
11) The one that gave you a lift that time when it was absolutely pissing it down.
12) The one that never eats all their lunch.
13) The one that you have so much intel on they have to be your friend forever and ever.
14) The one that refers to you as their ‘life partner’ when wierd people in clubs chat them up.
Love Robyn!
great post!! i couldn’t agree more!!!
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This is great, sound slike you have some goof friends. I was worried what would be in this when I saw the poo and the tissue lol
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I couldn’t resist using that picture!
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I can imagine, I think I would have done too. In fact I think if I saw it I would have to invent a post to fit round it. lol
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I wish I had that many friends. I have only one and he lives far away, but at least he makes me laugh when I talk to him.
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I dont think I have that many so i guess its just different parts of their personalities
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Probably true. Good friends with all those skills are hard to find so I try to hold onto them.
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Most excellent! I’m going to use this information to put out a Want Ad for finding a friend. Preferably someone who isn’t invisible.
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Don’t rule out invisible people, they might make very good friends
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Yeah…until you step in them, sit on them, trip over them or forget they’re there. That’s when they get cranky.
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Numbers 4 & 8 are my fav! Love these posts of yours!
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“The one that’s always up to get absolutely shitfaced at casual social events” That friend is oftentimes my favorite. They take the pressure off. No one will notice my social gaffes and lack of small-talk once water buffalo Bob knocks over the punch bowl!
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Exactly, although now that I think about it, it’s usually me…
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Absolutely true! 😀
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