Its’s been ages since a classic list post so I thought why not celebrate the occasion with some beautiful, rich people saying stupidly funny stuff..
1) When you have to explain slang words to your mum.
2) When relatives start the ‘are you single?’ interrogation.
3) When friends meet up without you and expect you not to find out.
4) Trying to think of a pet name for bae without sounding too cheesy.
5) Anytime you’re at a restaurant and the waiter wont leave you alone (obvs not the mom bit).
6) When you start catching feelings for a fuckboi/gurl.
7) Anytime that annoying girl from work starts telling you about her new high intensity yoga burn class.
8) When you’ve still not worked out appropriate times to take Selfies.
9) When you realise that make is too damn expensive to be messing around with tears.
10) Going to a restaurant that serves food on wierd stuff e.g. Tiles and you can’t even upload it to Instagram.
11) When you realise it saturday, you’re a bottle of wine down and you’ve nearly watched a whole series of Orange is the new Black in one evening.
13) When you try and let people down gently.
14) When people ask you how you have such nice skin…
15) When you come back with the burn (and it’s not even one you angrily came up woth AFTER you left).
16) I don’t even know about this one khloe…