The 9 kind of people you find at a party…

I'm writing this at the back end of a wine-fest...I mean birthday party, so if there are spelling errors today it's because I'm drunk and you just have to be okay with it... 1: 'THE EATER'  'Do you guys have any food?! Like pizza...oh wait I will just smash these nachos into my face-hole that's…

Things that go through your head when you’re hungover

 If you're anything like my friend of a friend (obviously not me) and you have a bit of a sore head this might apply to you right now This is what the cast of Geordie Shore must feel like ALL the time.I'm dying. I need to check my medical insurance. This is it, the light, I can…

You’re a winoholic when…

 I just wrote this about a friend of a friend...obviously I never drink wine...never. It gets to lunchtime and you think 'is it too early for a glass?' When you start to measure in bottles rather than glasses when it comes to talking about how much wine your drunk.Your dream house does have a wine a tap. When…