14 thoughts that go through my head when I’m on Facebook…

1) 'Why on earth do I have a hundred new notifications?! Oh yeah some dickhead wants to play FarmVille with me'  2) 'I could honestly care less about your lunch...but your sweet potatoe fries do look nice' 3) 'Maybe if I watch a hundred makeup tutorials, I will look like Rosie Huntington Whitely by 4pm'…