The 9 kind of people you find at a party…

I'm writing this at the back end of a wine-fest...I mean birthday party, so if there are spelling errors today it's because I'm drunk and you just have to be okay with it... 1: 'THE EATER'  'Do you guys have any food?! Like pizza...oh wait I will just smash these nachos into my face-hole that's…

Come on, let’s have a chat..

Happy Sunday everybody! The glorious day is here, we can all sit around in our pyjamas and spend a worryingly long time not speaking to human beings! Bliss! If I said it had been 'hot' here in Germany that would be an understatement, I feel like I'm in a constant game of 'don't touch the…

Things you don’t want to hear at a…

I can literally not be the only one amazed that there is a genuine picture of a pug dressed in a graduation gown and cap (that is worth a like all by itself)! THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING AND FRUITFULL PLACE! Here are 12 things you don't want to hear if you're at a graduation....that…

10 things you do not want to hear at a BBQ

   It's that beautiful time of year again... BBQ SEASON!  1) 'What do you mean with fire and living room???' 2) 'I thought grandpa was allergic to roasted peppers?' 'Yeah he I-grandpa no no !'  3) 'There would have been more sausages but there was a slight incident with a golden Labrador and a low…

How to waste time…

   Disclaimer: sadly this is not my pug or my photo 😦  I spend most of my time doing totally useless things, watching videos of cats, looking a pictures of pugs or just generally being an idiot instead of doing important things. It wastes a lot of time so I would call myself a bit…

Chocolate is better than people. Fact.

   If you mention the word chocolate and the words drizzle, stuffed, double, chips, melted, I will throw my purse at you and shout 'give me everything'. So as a devoted chocolate lover like everyone else (really how couldn't you be?!) I knew it was time to reveal the truth...chocolate is without a doubt better…

The most awkward moments in life…

   When you meet someone for the first time with a friend, your friend goes in for a hug and you are just left there wondering if you should go in for a hug too. When the the waiter walks toward you with food and you get excited and stare at the waiter but it…

How to make your excuses sound better…

  1) what you mean: my bank manager has said if I go anymore overdrawn I will owe money back till I'm 85. A suitable excuse : 'I would love to but I really have to stay in and adjust my finances' 2) what you mean: The paint of the kitchen wall is coming off so…

The 7 types of people you find on Facebook

....shown by pictures of cats #1 'the parent'     Identified by the constant stream of baby photos, shared baby related competitions and pictures of baby clothes. Usually they come in groups and they often enjoy a good fundraiser. Most likely you'll have seen these people's children more than your own nieces and nephews.  # 'the…

Things only eternally cold people understand

.  I mean temperature by the way not in regards to soul,personality etc.The dread,the horror, somebody wants to open a window, your eyes start twitching, it's just not possible to put another layer on?! Accidently pressing your feet or hands against someone else's,results in a 'oh god please don't touch me again'.If the heatings not on 10…