1) Not only do you let your cat sleep in the same bed as you, it most likely has more of the pillow than you and you're too soft to say anything. 2) You know exactly when your cats birthday is and you buy it presents and a card...even though it can't read. 3)… Continue reading 18 signs you might love cats more than people
When your tummys growling you just can't seem to be rational, you missed the bus? CRY. You forgot your bus pass. CRY. It's a cruel and heartless world out there. You know what it's like, it's 9 in the morning and you already want your 11 o clock snack, somebody wants to talk to… Continue reading You’re a bad hungry person if…
i think it was fair to say that when we were 11, we all had some hopes and dreams about what high school would reallllly be like. It's safe to say now we were completely wrong. The uniform: Expectation: Reality: Your mum took you at the end of the summer to buy your uniform,… Continue reading Expectations vs reality: high school
When you get out of your duvet cocoon it feels like you've just been birthed into the world You have to wake up at 7 so you have alarms from 5.50 onwards. Early morning lectures, dentist appointments or meetings are the bane of your life and you would swap your left foot for a… Continue reading You’re a terrible morning person and you know it when..
Your shoe will make a farty noise and everyone will think you just farted and you won't be able to make the farty shoe noise again.Just as you're getting in the shower, the door will ring , and it will be the package you've been waiting in all day. Only in the 10 minutes before you're… Continue reading Things that always happen and will never ever change…
That its okay that the takeaway knows your name and says things like 'ooh you again'. That being overly emotional at films and weepy is okay. That when you don't know what to do with your life, just have a lie down. That usually when you lie about being 'fine' it's the most obvious thing in the world. That… Continue reading Things Friends taught us about about life…
If you're anything like my friend of a friend (obviously not me) and you have a bit of a sore head this might apply to you right now This is what the cast of Geordie Shore must feel like ALL the time.I'm dying. I need to check my medical insurance. This is it, the light, I can… Continue reading Things that go through your head when you’re hungover
The Internet is a weird and abundant place which has probably, most likely, stopped us being socially functioning human beings, but who would want it any other way?! Being able to order a pizza, without having to physically, actually talk to anyone or have money in your pocket, annnnnd whilst wearing pyjamas. THE DREAM. You can look… Continue reading Things that can now happen because of the Internet
Im not talking about the pug FYI, it's not mine but I definately need one in my life. As as well confessed Instagram-o-holic, I'm too far in to buck the trend and stop posting pictures of food and pugs...but I don't why?! I don't know why lying in bed, staring at my phone for 35 minutes… Continue reading Do I really need it in my life?
Okay this sounds very pessimistic. And yes it is. Autocorrect, autocorrect is the most despised thing in my life right now and probably will ruin a point in the post. So thanks in advance. Making a cup of tea. Tea is too hot. Leaving the tea to cool. Forgetting about said cup of tea. Thinking your phone has… Continue reading The most annoying things in life