7 reasons not to bother writing a biography

Okay not that Im in the stage in my life where I could write a biography but I always wonder how and why that 6 year old from britains got talent has a new book out titled something along the lines of 'The truth: my life', it seems like every man and his dog has…

Come on, let’s have a chat..

Happy Sunday everybody! The glorious day is here, we can all sit around in our pyjamas and spend a worryingly long time not speaking to human beings! Bliss! If I said it had been 'hot' here in Germany that would be an understatement, I feel like I'm in a constant game of 'don't touch the…

5 reasons why it’s ok to take a gap year..

  So as you've probably read on my 'about' page, I'm on my gap year right now, only it had a lot less jazzy patterned trousers than I would have hoped for it It's been pretty great so far. Although I do have to say it wasn't the easiest desicison  to come by especially when all…

Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the biggest muffin top of them all?

   Image: Blogilates, watch video here! Sadly, I'm a 19 year old girl (no that's not the sad part) and for a long time I've been aware being squidgy, having cellulite and a belly pooch don't add up to make the perfect bikini body.  So at 15 I started working out, stopped having sausage rolls…

My inner monologue during yoga..

it's no easy road, the road to bendy-ness. 1I have totally got my zen on oh and these new stretchy yoga pants from lulu lemon. It might have taken me 6 months after New Year's Eve but I'm finally fufilling your news years resolution, yessssss!   2) New yoga mat is all laid, I mean…

A concise list of the best bits in life…

   When you make a boiled egg, cautiously crack the top off and see that it's all gooey and yellow on the inside.  When you get to the bus stop imagining that you'll have to wait there for ages and then a bus comes right away.  When you got to buy a top not realising…

How to make your excuses sound better…

  1) what you mean: my bank manager has said if I go anymore overdrawn I will owe money back till I'm 85. A suitable excuse : 'I would love to but I really have to stay in and adjust my finances' 2) what you mean: The paint of the kitchen wall is coming off so…

The 7 types of people you find on Facebook

....shown by pictures of cats #1 'the parent'     Identified by the constant stream of baby photos, shared baby related competitions and pictures of baby clothes. Usually they come in groups and they often enjoy a good fundraiser. Most likely you'll have seen these people's children more than your own nieces and nephews.  # 'the…

Signs you might not be as classy as you thought…

1) You have been known to drink a gallon of wine, it even said gallon on the box. Basically you drink wine out of a box.    2) You have to shout this at people more than you would like.    3)  You would mainly like it if you could just talk about your own…

Signs you’re probably not a natural born cook

   1)When you moved out of your parents house you did have to ring up and ask how to boil a potato.  2)You manage to set off your next door neighbours fire alarm.  3) People look nervous and a little bit sick when you suggest cooking.  4) More often than not your dinner parties include…