Winter isn’t winter if…

Like I said in my last blog post, I am full on in the christmas spirit but I thought maybe my festive cheer might be a bit too overbearig so I've moved over into the less dangerous territory of winter... 1) You don't fall over at least once on leaf sludge/ icy leaf sludge.  2)…

Things to remember when you’re a newbie blogger

A lot of people ask me 'HOWTHE BLOODY HELL DO YOU MANAGE TO DO ALL THEM POSTS' usually it's from angry people on my Facebook stream who just want some peace and quiet from my endless blog shares but sometimes its actual people that read my blog. And the main thing I can say is....I…

Signs you might be a long distance daughter..

   So I suppose this is a somewhat specific title, but just forgot about that (I promise I'll still make you laugh). As you may know If you've read my about page, I'm living in Germany and well my mum and dad are not, so over the last few months I think we've picked up…

Did you comment on my blog last week? Then look here, you might be mentioned!

   Basically I have wonderful,  brilliant and weird readers and they leave wonderful, brilliant and weird comments. So I thought today I would celebrate you crazy people you.... The funniest:  In relation to my post about a hatred for sunshine in this post here, Miss Snarkypants decided to shed some light on Florida's own special…

15 things I’m far too lazy to do..

   Do you ever look at someone doing something and think 'wow i should do that' and then it's always in your mind forever but you can't be bothered doing it? yeah that's me ALL the time.  1) When i see people only take photographs in black and white or of certain kinds of things…

5 reasons why it’s ok to take a gap year..

  So as you've probably read on my 'about' page, I'm on my gap year right now, only it had a lot less jazzy patterned trousers than I would have hoped for it It's been pretty great so far. Although I do have to say it wasn't the easiest desicison  to come by especially when all…

Signs you might not be as classy as you thought…

1) You have been known to drink a gallon of wine, it even said gallon on the box. Basically you drink wine out of a box.    2) You have to shout this at people more than you would like.    3)  You would mainly like it if you could just talk about your own…

Things that happen when you’re an English person living abroad…

    You have to force yourself not just to go down th easy route and just speak English.  Even though you'll realise that all Europeans and people from the rest of the world speak incredible English. When somebody finds out that you're English they will ask you if you're from London.   Oh and people…

When do girls start worrying about being strong?

   Whether you're a 7 year old girl or a 7 year old boy it doesn't matter when it comes to climbing a tree, fighting over who goes next in Monoply or playing football, you're doing it. You scrape your knees, you fall, you get muddy and when you're a 7 year old girl that's…

Are beauty magazines out of touch?

  When I was 15 all I wanted to be was a fabulous writer for a glossy magazine, I had visions of living in London and owning huge handbags.  But at the moment I have a bit of a problem with beauty magazines, I get the 'sad-don't-look-like-Emma-Watson' feeling the more I flick through the glossy…