12 things to embrace…

Hello wonderful world of blogging, ot's been an interesting few days because phone addicted Robyn had to face reality without a phone because someone...me...left their phone on the bus but thanks to the kindness of strangers my darling Samsung is back in my arms. So the procrastination and blog post writing can begin again! Hurrah!…

The 9 kind of people you find at a party…

I'm writing this at the back end of a wine-fest...I mean birthday party, so if there are spelling errors today it's because I'm drunk and you just have to be okay with it... 1: 'THE EATER'  'Do you guys have any food?! Like pizza...oh wait I will just smash these nachos into my face-hole that's…

10 things you do not want to hear at a BBQ

   It's that beautiful time of year again... BBQ SEASON!  1) 'What do you mean with fire and living room???' 2) 'I thought grandpa was allergic to roasted peppers?' 'Yeah he I-grandpa no no !'  3) 'There would have been more sausages but there was a slight incident with a golden Labrador and a low…

Things Friends taught us about about life…

That its okay that the takeaway knows your name and says things like 'ooh you again'.  That being overly emotional at films  and weepy is okay.   That when you don't know what to do with your life, just have a lie down.   That usually when you lie about being 'fine' it's the most obvious thing in the world.   That…

Stop letting Monday morning kick you in the balls

oh God, I feel it. I feel the Monday morningness today, I'm already grumpy and a bit annoyed and wish I could go back to Sunday. Sunday is a much better day filled with chocolate and sleepiness and a relaxed approach to responsibilities. Monday morning seems to have this way of making everything seem 10X…