15 signs you just don’t get Instagram…

^^These are my poor attempts at trying to make my way into the Instagram hall of fame...I like food. 1) You look at peoples themed Instagrams and think 'who the hell has time for that'. 2) All your attempts seem to look strangely, very blurry....why?! 3) Your bowl of soup looks less 'rustic' and more…

12 thoughts that go through my head now that the festive season is over…

Well, well, I hope you all enjoyed the festive season whilst it was here (all 13 seconds of it) because that its for a whole 11 months. Sob sob. 1) No more cake. No more fun. No more getting unbelievably drunk just because. Sigh, it's just sad. 2) Why did I just find a third…