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13 things that go through my head during a Blogilates workout…

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Yes that cute little coach up there, Cassey,  might look like butter wouldn’t melt but it does, it burns!

1) Okay as long as I keep breathing, I definitely won’t maybe pass out…

2) Yeah knees up, knees up! Wooo I have got this!

3) I want to die. No wait I think I already am…can’t breathe.

4) HOW IS SHE SMILING?! THIS IS HELL.

5)Okay lets just try and pretend that she hasn’t mentioned the word ‘burpees’….no, not yet, pleaaaase!

6) No Cassey I do not love the burn, the burn needs to leave the premises.

7) Think about the undestroyable six pack that will make all the sweaty tears worth it…hopefully.

8) Sorry Cassey, I just don’t bend that way.

9) WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘do this 4 times in total’?! I WILL BE LUCKY IF I DO THIS ONCE WITHOUT KEELING OVER.

10) It is not Cassey’s fault that you have the physical fittness of a brussel sprout.

11) If I just start to think about how many calories I’ve burnt in terms of doughnuts, yep, there we go much better!

12) How does Cassey make it so her short shorts don’t move or ride up…yep she’s magic, definitely magic.

13) Plank 45 seconds, yeah thats fine. Totally fine. Stop crying. Stop.

But hey at least the tortures free 😉

Love Robyn!

17 thoughts on “13 things that go through my head during a Blogilates workout…”

  1. 13 thoughts that went through my head on reading the title of your post

    1. wtf is blogilates ?
    2. something that bloggers do ?
    3. how come no-one’s told me about it ?
    4. are you serious – it’s exercise ?
    5. F*** that !
    6. get enough exercise walking the dogs
    7. Damn, that’s the last of the red
    8. never mind – corner shop is still open
    9. if I runjogwalk fast that’ll burn some calories
    10. better get two bottles, one to drink now and one for back-up
    11. and some dorritos – and some samosas from the balti house next door
    12. that lot’s going to be heavy to carry back – will count as weight training!
    13. you stick to blogilates, I’ll stick with my own fitness regime 😆

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  2. I find watching exercise progs tiring, so don’t actually bother doing much bending and stretching myself anymore. But I do feel the pain when I watch someone else doing it, so that’s got to count for something surely?

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