or don’t want to pee your pants laughing.
i hate autocorrect, autocorrect makes me sound ducking stupid! But I do have to admit she’s been pretty kind to me unlike to these poor and unsuspecting people…
There are worst ones but I can’t risk my mum telling me of soo….
Love ROHN
(Thanks autocorrect)
A Girl In Europe 
These are absolute hilarious!
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Oh, I can’t stop laughing. I had trouble waking up this morning. That worked.
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Reblogged this on Contrafactual and commented:
The joy of autocorrect and/or dictation on the iPhone/iPad.
I once dictated a letter to some old family friends who happen to staunch Baptists. Thankfully I proofed it before sending. When I tried to tell my wife about it it, it took about a dozen attempts before I could get through it with busting into eye-watering laughter.
Actual message: She is suffering from an MS exacerbation
As translated/autocorrected: She is suffering from excess masturbation
🙂
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Correction: I meant to say as “dictated/autocorrected” not “translated”.
I should blame autocorrect, but sadly I actually typed it.
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Actually I just reread my comment … many typos
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Just reread your original … and recovering from a coughing fit
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I’m sorry I don’t follow 🙈
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Laughing so hard turning into coughing fit
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Hahahaha. Ohmygod. I’m laughing so hard at this right now!
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It’s comedy gold!
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Oh my god! You had me laughing so hard! Thank you!
I wouldn´t want chicken vaginas for dinner either, nor a barking dad or gifts from Santan, but Antony sounds fine;-)!
Amazing! 🙂
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I spent way too long laughing until my face hurt. 😂😂😂
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Daemon shoot.
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