16 sure fire things that are going to happen on the first day of school…

I’m sorry. These things are just going to happen….

• You will make yourself a healthy breakfast, only to not be able to eat it because it’s too god damn early. 

• You’ll realise the only pen you brought with you was a sparkley green gel pen.

• You’ll realise no amount of sleep in the past 2 months could have prepared you for this.

• Lunchtime will take far too long to get there and be over far too fast. 

• You will have the daunting realisation that you’re not allowed to wear pyjamas to school.

• You will get 1590 new friend requests on Facebook. 

• You’ll take a sandwhich with you so you don’t have to buy anything only to end up buying a huge 3 course meal.

• There will never be any toilet roll in the toilets. 

• Your new grown up attitude and classiness will get thrown out the window as soon as you get on the bus. 

• You’ll realise that nobody mentioned your hair that took you hours to do. 

• The sun will shine and burn through the windows of the classroom as you sit there in misery.

• Every single person in the class will think about dropping out. Definitely.

• You’ll forget a spoon for your yoghurt or your yoghurt will explode in your bag ruining all your new stationary. 

• You will have to text your mum on an hourly basis to tell her your there.

• No amount of alarms will make it any easier.

• You will eat more than one bowl of cereal after school. Like probably 5. 

Love Robyn.