This is more of a Saturday morning post…but I’ve been on my ‘olidays and have had all these feels about wine hangovers….
1) You started off the evening basically thinking that you were the classiest most sophisticated person in the entire room.
2) You definitely wrinkled your nose at your friends strongbow….pah.
3) You remember regretting wearing white because after the first
bucket glass of wine there was a few massive marks drops all down your front.
4) You are seriously thinking about doing a home tie-dye job on said ruined white jeans.
5) At one point someone might have told you to slow down and you replied with ‘darling it’s wine…I’m a professional’.
6) The wine made you feel fabulous and you made everyone call each other darling.
7) By the end of the night you looked like Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous.
8) On every single photo you had the worst red wine teeth known to man.
9) You spent a lot of the evening just eating cheese…
10) But you do have memories of walking into McDonald’s and trying starting a fight with the cashier.
11) But you also remember thinking that you might be in love with a cheeseburger.
12. You woke up with a mouth dryer than the Sahara but wine drunk you wasn’t kind enough to leave a glass of water next to you.
13) You have messages from friends asking you if you managed to get the sick off of your shoes.
14) You have made the vow to only drink Wine at dinner now and definitely not a whole bottle in
half an hour a few hours.
15) You’ve said more times than you can remember ‘ I know that
8th 2nd glass was a bad idea’.
Time to crack open the Merlot…