10 things you do not want to hear at a BBQ


It’s that beautiful time of year again… BBQ SEASON! 

1) ‘What do you mean with fire and living room???’

2) ‘I thought grandpa was allergic to roasted peppers?’ ‘Yeah he I-grandpa no no !’ 

3) ‘There would have been more sausages but there was a slight incident with a golden Labrador and a low table’

4) ‘We’re having a raw BBQ today…only steak tartar and salad..’

5) ‘I think one of the grapes just moved in the salad…’ ‘There are no grapes in the salad’

6) ‘I’m not sure but I think you can eat chicken slightly raw…’ 

7) ‘Well the weather fore cast did suggest there might be slight rain I’m sure we’ll be fine *sounds of thunder and lightening* just fine…’

8) ‘ No Suzy we cannot BBQ chicken nuggets….or Turkey dinosaurs…or potato smiley faces!’

9) ‘Honey you’re a very good BBQ-er, I’m sure small bush fires happen to even the professionals’ 

10) ‘I just don’t think it’s a good idea for Tom to BBQ..’ ‘Why not?’ ‘He’s six….and can’t even make toast’ 

Have a great weekend everyone! 

Love Robyn 🙂 

11 thoughts on “10 things you do not want to hear at a BBQ”

  1. “Oh, don’t worry about that, it’ll cook off, I’m fairly sure.”
    “Uncle Tony is relapsing again.”
    “What were we supposed to do with it, leave it on the side of the road? That’s not environmental.”
    “And now, the ceremonial ‘Releasing of the Mosquitoes!'”
    “Mommy, what does it mean when Aunt Barbara tells Daddy that ‘eating ain’t cheating?'”


      1. Well, you see, when two people love each other very much a stork comes comes and delivers a baby and that baby grows and catches his/her dad engaging in oral copulation with his/her mother’s sister. Birds and bees, simple as that.
        Don’t worry, you don’t have to say it, I know I’m a horrendous monster.


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