The 7 stages to writing a blog post…

  

Stage 1: Right all I have to do is think about an idea…that really can’t be too hard, I’ve thought of hundreds before. What about….no…or maybe….no that won’t work either. Argh come in brain!

  
Stage 2: Only half an hour has passed with me writing a single word down, that’s all, absolutely no problem….blurggk.

 
Stage 3: Okay maybe if I google funny pictures, I’ll get some ideas *wastes an hour of life*  

Stage 4: Okay well now I’ve saved 500 pictures of cats dressed in tutus the real work can begin *types title*.

Stage 5: How do I start? Is ‘hey’ trying to be too cool, what about a quick ‘hi’? Nope everything I write sounds cheesy, sigh sigh sigh. 

  
Stage 6: Okay just type, jut type the thinking juicing will start flowing….oh yeah look at that you’re already on point number 3!

  
Stage 7: Ah voila, finished, completed, absolutely done! *reads through it* well that is either the worst or second to worst thing I’ve ever put on the internet ever! Oh well, just close the computer and back away s-l-o-w-l-y.

 
Love Robyn