The most awkward moments in life…

  

• When you meet someone for the first time with a friend, your friend goes in for a hug and you are just left there wondering if you should go in for a hug too.

• When the the waiter walks toward you with food and you get excited and stare at the waiter but it turns out it’s not yours.

• When you think somebody is waving at you, you wave back but it turns out they meant the person behind you.

• When you join a group of people and they already have an inside joke and you’re just sat there smiling and nodding. 

• When you accidentally go out wearing the same colour combination as your boyfriend/girlfriend. 

• When you get caught rolling your eyes at someone.

• When you try and tell your mum a funny story and she decides to take as a chance to give you a life lesson. 

• When you bump into someone you kissed when you were 15 and haven’t spoken to since. 

• When your trying to show of by doing something highly skilled and fabulous and then you fall and hurt yourself. 

• When you accidentally insult someone by ‘gosh the person that cooked this must fecking crazy this is horrible’ and the cook is sat right next to you. 

• When you meet new people, that you have definitely Instagram stalked and you accidentally ask them about their holiday in Ibiza before they even told you about it. 

• When you call twins by the wrong name.

• When you say ‘omg what is that woman wearing!’ Just to look down and realise you have the same kind of thing on. 

• Having to meet someone soberly after last time they saw you, you were so wasted telling them everything about your love life and deepest darkest secrets.

• When you can’t find enough change in the short amount of time it takes for it to be your turn in the bus queue.

• When you have to go to the toilet when you in the cinema and you’re trying not to interrupt 100s of people’s viewing experience.

• Waiting for your 1p change back. 

Love Robyn.

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