1) The sad sad sad reality is that the moment you publish something will probably be followed by silence. Internet silence, and you just have to be okay with the fact you’re probably not going to be sprung into internet stardom just because you posted a picture of pug on the Internet. It’s a sad truth.
2) You will find yourself lying in bed about to fall asleep when BAM you just thought of the best blog post ever at which point it’s okay to wake your boyfriend up to pass you your glasses and your phone to remember it.
3)…more often than not what you wrote down half asleep makes no sense at all at 9 the next morning.
4) you find yourself thinking ‘omg how are my stats’ or ‘I need to post again’ or ‘why don’t the people on the Internet like me’ during the day when you are sadly deprived from access to your blog.
5) You will most likely turn into a typing drone when it comes to turning that weirdly scrawled idea into an actual blog post. I have been know to grunt, mumble or snarl in response to disturbances. JUST LET ME EXPELL THIS BLOG POST FROM MY BRAIN.
6) There are hours of frustration when it comes to not being able to think of an idea, it will torture you, haunt you and leave you want to lie on the floor crying and banging your fists like a 5 year old.
7) There is this horrible stomach dropping feeling when you realise you put a spelling error in the title!
8) Sometimes instead of just staring for hours at your blog or your stats you need to go outside with the other humans, for your own mental health and safety!
9) And after all that hard work the most satisfying feeling ever is when the lovely Internet people read your blogs and say even lovelier things to you, gotta love you guys!
Love Robyn
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You just hit the nail on the head!!! Great blog. I feel like all of the above at times.
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This post actually came out of an hour long frustration of not knowing what to write! So glad it worked out x
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I love when something good comes out of writers block! This was great 🙂 100% accurate.
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Thank you so much!
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This is uncanny – I live every single one of these every day, ever since I started blogging a year and a half ago. Number 1 especially kills me. I find myself screaming inside my head “HEY! THIS WAS AWESOME – WHY IS NO ONE HITTING LIKE?!” It’s possible I may be just a bit too invested. Or that I need to get a life.
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It’s what’s I imagine being a parent to be like, I can’t get over how amazing this creation is and everyone else just wishes I would stop banging on about it
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Hahaha – that’s not a bad analogy. 🙂
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Haha maybe I should have saved that one and put it in the post! Aha
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Looks good. I feel like this sometimes. Blog on…
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Nice one Robyn. That about sums it up love your blogs😊
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Thank you lovely person!
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😉
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Does number 6 apply to you? I’m sure it does but you cope with it really well. It’s a pleasure reading your brief, accurate and funny posts. Congrats.
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Oh you charmer! Haha yes, it really really does! This post was an hour in the thinking!
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Number one is so accurate OMG! The internet silence is one of the wrost treatment any human being deserves.
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It really is! Thanks for stopping by!xx
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Reblogged this on Dramedy Diva.
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I love this! It is SO true! Great post 🙂
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Thank you!
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Excellent – no.5! Sometimes that blog just has to come out, grunting or no grunting!
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Exactly!
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I love this, it’s all so true! Especially 1 and 3! X
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This is brilliant! I’m new to blogging but already this rings so true! xxx
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Aha well welcome! Thanks for stopping by xx
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Being a new blogger, I have already realized all of these to be true. Thanks for the great laugh on a not so fantastic Monday afternoon.
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That’s what I’m here for!xx
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Haha thanks and you’re welcome!
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Well done. If there’s one thing a blogger enjoys reading its the frustrations of other bloggers just like them. When I used to blog about everyday adventures I found myself getting frustrated because, while those quick adventure posts got a handful of likes, it was these types of posts that got so many more, and I was like “I don’t WANNA blog about how to get you blog seen I wanna blog about MEEEEEE” hahaha. It’s a balancing act.
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Hmm I don’t think this post is about getting my blog seen, I was just foing through these exact thoughts this afternoon trying to force a blog post out and this popped into my head! So why not. Thanks for stopping by 🙂
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Hahaha, it’s great and funny. And yeah #5, #6, and #7 happens to me frequently. 😂
Nice post! 👍
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Thank you!
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I’ve never ever once thought any of those things. Except for 24 hours a day all hours of the week.
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Hahhaah
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Oh my heart!! All of the above. All so true especially the bit about writing something and then waiting for the applause but trying your hardest to pretend that you are not actually waiting!! URGH! Great post Robyn!
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Haha that seems to be everyone! Thank you! Xx
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Yup. That feeling when you pour your heart and soul into a post and no one clicks like for what feels like hours. Don’t they like me anymore? Torture!
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It’s so terrible! As a person on the Internet, we do like you we do!
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Thank you!! 😀
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EXACTLY.
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Type it. Post it. Read it. THEN see all the spelling errors. Fix spelling errors. Update. Re-read. See more spelling errors. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
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Exactly!
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The worst part after posting is all the new posts in that tag coming in, burying me under a big pile of internet blargh. But people always seem to find me.
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The paradox:
Post in a popular tag–people will read it, but there’s a lot of other people posting there.
Post in an unpopular tag–you’ll be the only one there, but no one will read it.
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