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Things that always happen and will never ever change…

   Your shoe will make a farty noise and everyone will think you just farted and you won't be able to make the farty shoe noise again.Just as you're getting in the shower, the door will ring , and it will be the package you've been waiting in all day. Only in the 10 minutes before you're… Continue reading Things that always happen and will never ever change…

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Why it’s okay to hate festivals…

  Coachella has been and gone to signify the start of festival season, but here's why it's okay if you won't be drinking warm wine out of a fruit shoot bottle  and donning a flowery headband this summer...When you're from England, you're optimistic if your think August might be sunnier than rainy. When you're at a… Continue reading Why it’s okay to hate festivals…

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Well haven’t you tried being a little happier?!

(and other things you shouldn't say to people struggling with depression and other mental illnesses include: why don't you just snap out of it?! Things aren't that bad! )This post in case you haven't got the jist is about mental illness. I was inspired by this lovely book: To 1 in 4 people, being happy or a… Continue reading Well haven’t you tried being a little happier?!

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Things Friends taught us about about life…

That its okay that the takeaway knows your name and says things like 'ooh you again'.  That being overly emotional at films  and weepy is okay.   That when you don't know what to do with your life, just have a lie down.   That usually when you lie about being 'fine' it's the most obvious thing in the world.   That… Continue reading Things Friends taught us about about life…

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LIES ALL LIES….

let's not jump to conclusions, I'm talking about this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR58V1yRjRYIn case you can't be bothered clicking the link, I'll just tell you, its airbrushing...all the airbrushing. Beautiful model:  Turns into supersonic no spot no freckle no nothing face:   Nothing is safe, her nails, her hair, her lips, her ears, everything gets redone so that she looks like a… Continue reading LIES ALL LIES….

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You know you’re a language student when you..

 You can't tell someone where the town hall is but you do know what the plusquamperfekt is.You are constantly swapping being English or french or Spanish or German and sometimes you just need a sit down. Your friends will just ask you to 'speak French then' which involves saying 'what shall I say?' But in French. You… Continue reading You know you’re a language student when you..

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15 things you shouldn’t say (or do) to someone who wears glasses…

   I've literally been wearing glasses as thick as bottle tops for the last 17 years,Making the social faux par of stealing someone else's glasses and then asking 'ooh I bet I look really weird?!' Thanks. 'You need to eat more carrots, don't you?!'Everything's reaaaaly blurry, wait is this how you see without glasses''Eyyup speccy4eyes' Don't ask if… Continue reading 15 things you shouldn’t say (or do) to someone who wears glasses…

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Things that go through your head when you’re hungover 

 If you're anything like my friend of a friend (obviously not me) and you have a bit of a sore head this might apply to you right now This is what the cast of Geordie Shore must feel like ALL the time.I'm dying. I need to check my medical insurance. This is it, the light, I can… Continue reading Things that go through your head when you’re hungover