Examples of pugs expressing their emotions better than humans can…

The 'I'm just not sure if this is the right choice for my career' face    The 'I'm just getting too old for this' face     The 'I'm so so glad I bumped into you face just kidding no I'm not I hate you' face. The 'I just got my hair done, what do you…

You’re a bad hungry person if…

When your tummys growling you just can't seem to be rational, you missed the bus? CRY. You forgot your bus pass. CRY. It's a cruel and heartless world out there.   You know what it's like, it's 9 in the morning and you already want your 11 o clock snack, somebody wants to talk to…

21 things you don’t want to hear on public transport

   1) 'oh yeah I think this is the same bus that, that tramp wee'd on last time...yeah definitely' 2) 'would you mind if my (screaming and crying) child sits next to you?' 3) 'well I personally don't see the harm in eating an egg and sardine sandwhich on the bus'  4) 'oh no she…

Expectations vs reality: high school

i think it was fair to say that when we were 11, we all had some hopes and dreams about what high school would reallllly be like. It's safe to say now we were completely wrong. The uniform: Expectation:     Reality: Your mum took you at the end of the summer to buy your uniform,…

You’re a ‘oh Idk where all my money goes’ type of person when..

You have done a mental calculation at the end of the month of student finance and how much you need to eat etc and it left you feeling light headed and queasy,   You have maybe thought about going out less but came to the conclusion pre-drinking more is a better way to save money.…

You’re a terrible morning person and you know it when..

   When you get out of your duvet cocoon it feels like you've just been birthed into the world You have to wake up at 7 so you have alarms from 5.50 onwards. Early morning lectures, dentist appointments or meetings are the bane of your life and you would swap your left foot for a…

When is the right time to delete someone on Facebook?

  We've all probably been there scrolling down our feed and suddenly you see a name...well who's that then? A few minutes pass, you've clicked on their Facebook and you might slightly vaguely recognise them and then you realise it's a friend of a friend you met a party one time. In a time when…

7 stages to going on a detox

Its that time of year where I start think 'hmmm maybe Jaffa cakes aren't the best breakfast' and i see adverts about holidays, and then I attempt (attempt and NOT succeed ) in trying to be healthy and fabulous and all shiny because all the vitamins.  Stage 1: The incredibly positive attitude, you've been on…

5 reasons to abandon the Daily Mails ‘Femail’ section

Although you probably already know these ones....    1) OH GOSH DID YOU SEE HER DROOPY EARS?! no. Nobody cares about droopy ears, this is just another perfect example of the Daily Mail playing on the tiniest of women's insecurities, even women aren't even the slightest bit bothered about their ears. Wow such world class…

20 things that always seem to take the longest time

  Waiting for your toenails to dry because you let your magazine (the one you were going to read whilst said toenails were drying) at the other side of the room. The last 30 seconds on the microwave. The time until you get home and you'll be able to take your painful shoes off, because they've been hurting…