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What your CV really means…

   'I'm a punctual and reliable person'  Means: 'I can get out of bed on a morning if I really really must if I have 50 alarms on. ' 'I have proficient knowledge of social media and use them regularly'  Means: I use Facebook as a way of stalking people I know but don't want… Continue reading What your CV really means…

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When do girls start worrying about being strong?

   Whether you're a 7 year old girl or a 7 year old boy it doesn't matter when it comes to climbing a tree, fighting over who goes next in Monoply or playing football, you're doing it. You scrape your knees, you fall, you get muddy and when you're a 7 year old girl that's… Continue reading When do girls start worrying about being strong?

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The 7 stages to ‘revising’

1) You have gone and bought highlighters In every shade, got everything out your bag and you feel surprisingly good about this.    2) You open the first page and in that exact moment your phone pings. Phone why are you pinging?! You know I'm busy!! Okay ignore it. Ignore it.    3) Did these… Continue reading The 7 stages to ‘revising’

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19 Signs you’re definitely not an outdoorsy person 

    1) You count 'going to festivals' as your favourite outdoor activity.  2) Anything that involves waterproof trousers is a definate no.  3) You've never once put a tent up in your life and you never plan on doing so.  4) When people say they like to wake up early and go to adventurous water… Continue reading 19 Signs you’re definitely not an outdoorsy person 

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Signs you’re probably not a natural born cook

   1)When you moved out of your parents house you did have to ring up and ask how to boil a potato.  2)You manage to set off your next door neighbours fire alarm.  3) People look nervous and a little bit sick when you suggest cooking.  4) More often than not your dinner parties include… Continue reading Signs you’re probably not a natural born cook

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21 things you do if you’re terribly disorganised….

   Ironically this is a list something us unorganised folk fail to do... 1) You're clothes don't exactly have an order, and you have engineered a fully functioning 'floordrobe' into your bedroom.  2) when you were a kid, your letters always were left in your tray until summer when it was then you realised you… Continue reading 21 things you do if you’re terribly disorganised….

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18 signs you might love cats more than people 

   1) Not only do you let your cat sleep in the same bed as you, it most likely has more of the pillow than you and you're too soft to say anything.  2) You know exactly when your cats birthday is and you buy it presents and a card...even though it can't read.  3)… Continue reading 18 signs you might love cats more than people