You’re a bad hungry person if…

When your tummys growling you just can’t seem to be rational, you missed the bus? CRY. You forgot your bus pass. CRY. It’s a cruel and heartless world out there.

 

You know what it’s like, it’s 9 in the morning and you already want your 11 o clock snack, somebody wants to talk to you, you throw a pen at their head, it’s okay we’ve all been there.

 

• You have eaten a packet of crisps. Then five minutes later you might in a fit of hunger and longing proceeded to lick the packet

 

• What is the point in even being at work when you forgot your lunch? 

  

• When somebody asks you to do something but all you can think about is food and that you already do SOOO much.

 

•  It’s both that you’re not an ’emotional person’, for example ‘hungry’ is an emotion and you feel very strongly about that.

  

• Dieting to you means weeks of hunger and missing carbohydrates, you just don’t get it. 

  

• The fact that you can order food online means that you can reduce the chance of humans annoying you or your hungry belly. 

 

• The first thing you will most definitely ask at a social gathering or meeting is ‘is there food?’ Or When the answer is no, a hopeful ‘will there be food?’

 

• You are probably more excited about the birthday cake than the birthday boy/girl, because cake.

  

Love Robyn