Its that time of year where I start think ‘hmmm maybe Jaffa cakes aren’t the best breakfast’ and i see adverts about holidays, and then I attempt (attempt and NOT succeed ) in trying to be healthy and fabulous and all shiny because all the vitamins.
Stage 1: The incredibly positive attitude, you’ve been on Instagram and printed off a work out calendar, you are gunna look Elle Macpherson in a week.
Stage 2: you’ve been for a run and you ate something green this morning, but now it’s lunchtime and that women on the bus is eating a McDonald’s and you just saw an advert for pizza. NO SNAP OUT OF IT, REMEMBER WHY YOU’RE DOING THIS.
Stage 3: You brought carrot sticks and hummus to work, your friends laughed and asked you why? Even though you told them like 400 times you’re on a health kick! Does nobody ever listen?!
Stage 4: Now the real test comes, you made it the whole day ignoring the foody delights but you’re out at dinner the words creamy, buttery and chocolatey are jumping out at you. You might be sweating.
Stage 6: Monday suddenly seems like a better day to start the detox again, maybe just a tiny slice of cake for dessert?
Stage 7: You sit patting your food baby, saying ‘Monday, definately Monday’.