Signs you maybe, possibly, definitely, might be a man/woman-child

 

• You still go to your mums house to do your washing…because you’re not entirely sure how to use yours.
• You’re not sure if you know exactly what ‘brunch’ is. 

  

• People who have real jobs kind of belwilder you and command your respect.   
• When your student loan gets a bit thin you have been known to go back to your mums house and turn into ‘number 1 child’.
• Talking about your feelings only happens after large quantities of alcohol.

  

• Playing football manager is the closest thing you’ve got to a job.
• The moment you have money it gets spent on cheeseburgers and beer.

  

• You have to leave your house once a day otherwise you have been known to ‘get a little weird’. 

  

• You have seriously considered dropping out of university to become a DJ.
• You have had to call your mum up to ask ‘how to boil a potato’. 

  

• .Your smart trousers/shoes are probably the same pair you bought for either year 11 or year 13 prom.  

   

• You have the attention span of a fly.

• You are still absolutely baffled by basic human things and sometimes you are irrational angry about them. 

  

Love, Robyn.