Why I’m glad it’s NOT the 90s

Okayokay admittedly I don't know very much about the 1990s but i have watched every episode of Friends...twice. I am glad that creepily scary thin drawn on eyebrows stayed in the 90s. Really glad. Bye bye Atkins, a life without carbs is no life at all (sorry Rachel from friends).  Special effects, imagine having to take this seriously..  David…

Long hair don’t care (but actually do care because ow it’s so long it’s caught in my Jumper)

  . I'm growing my hair but now I'm starting to realise life was a lot simpler with short hair. Having to tie up your hair when you eat soup otherwise it gets in the way and you end up with soupy hair. Testers in magazines are PITIFULLY small.It falls out and gets stuck on everything: socks, towels, boyfriends…

Why being 8 was great

   Sorry about the unintentional rhyming. Okay I'm not sorry. Dinner was always ready and sometimes it even included smiley potato faces. It was perfectly acceptable to wear pink leg warmers to non uniform days. Christmas meant PRESENTS and usually about 4 or 5 really creep Bratz dolls. Never having to text anyone to organise things. You knew the drill,…

Do I really need it in my life?

 Im not talking about the pug FYI, it's not mine but I definately need one in my life. As as well confessed Instagram-o-holic, I'm too far in to buck the trend and stop posting pictures of food and pugs...but I don't why?! I don't know why lying in bed, staring at my phone for 35 minutes…

The most annoying things in life

  Okay this sounds very pessimistic. And yes it is. Autocorrect, autocorrect is the most despised thing in my life right now and probably will ruin a point in the post. So thanks in advance. Making a cup of tea. Tea is too hot. Leaving the tea to cool. Forgetting about said cup of tea. Thinking your phone has…

Why job interviews are the most awkward things ever

It doesnt matter if its in person or by telephone still so AWKWARD It's basically talking about yourself for half an hour and in that time realising you are a fantasticly average person. You have to dress all fancy (that means NO leggings). The answer 'I just really need money in order to survive' is…

Things only eternally cold people understand

.  I mean temperature by the way not in regards to soul,personality etc.The dread,the horror, somebody wants to open a window, your eyes start twitching, it's just not possible to put another layer on?! Accidently pressing your feet or hands against someone else's,results in a 'oh god please don't touch me again'.If the heatings not on 10…

Things it’s okay to do (because nobody’s perfect)

Eat everything except the raisins in muesli (because blurghk).To actively ignore the washing up, even when it smells and might be growing a rare form of fungus. To wear leggings as trousers more often than you should.  To run for the bus, miss the bus and then pretend that you were never running for the bus in…

Things you should never ever do to yourself…

NEVER Google any symptoms when you're ill..  Never ask an old person in street for directions and expect them to NOT tell you there entire life story and that their granddaughter finally stopped putting peas up her nose (finally, she is 27!).  Never sit and feel sorry for yourself, go pick yourself up and Google funny cat…

Stop letting Monday morning kick you in the balls

oh God, I feel it. I feel the Monday morningness today, I'm already grumpy and a bit annoyed and wish I could go back to Sunday. Sunday is a much better day filled with chocolate and sleepiness and a relaxed approach to responsibilities. Monday morning seems to have this way of making everything seem 10X…