Things that are apparently things that I wish weren’t

  

okay it’s not the most concise of titles I’ll admit that.

• The phrase ‘movers and shakers’. 

• The way umbrellas always seem to lose themselves. 

• Meatballs (love burgers, hate meatballs, it’s a thing just go with it).

• Belfies (mum, dad that’s a photos of your behind) .

• The political correctness of Apples new emojis (although the dancing lady can now have blonde hair like meee).

• The rise of lipstick makeup tutorials (I thought the extent of putting on lipstick was exactly that).

• Creepers. 

• Disco pants. In case you haven’t realised I hate them. 

• Haribos on cakes. WRONG. 

• The urge to have to wear headphones 24/7 even when you’re in a social situation. 

• Judging people based on their eyebrows. SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT FOLLICLEY BLESSED. 

• Air Maxes, I’m really sorry I just don’t understand.  

• The fact that it’s not okay to bring rucksacks clubbing and I have to try and squeeze everything into a stupid tiny clutch bag. 

• ‘I’m not a racist but’ or ‘I’m not trying to be offensive but’ well I feel like the end of those sentences will be both those things. 

• Male top knots. Kind of not okay with it.

• The walk of shame (aka having to carry all those clinging bottles to the bottle bank).

• The pitiful excuse for Apple products battery life. 

• Not being able to just go into a cafe and being able to use the toilet.

• The Kylie Jenner challenge. Please no. 

• Leather tracksuit bottoms (more confused than angry though).

• Freddos that cost bloody 20p!

Love Robyn