The most annoying things in life

  

Okay this sounds very pessimistic. And yes it is. 

• Autocorrect, autocorrect is the most despised thing in my life right now and probably will ruin a point in the post. So thanks in advance. 

• Making a cup of tea. Tea is too hot. Leaving the tea to cool. Forgetting about said cup of tea. 

• Thinking your phone has been on charge for 2 hours. It hasn’t. 

• Trying to have a conversation with someone and they won’t let you get a sentence in.

• Having to do washing. 

• When you have to wait in ALL day because the delivery man will come between 12.30 and 18.00. Great, try and be vaguer. 

• Buses, hot smelly buses, in summer, oh god the pain.

• People who don’t indicate when leaving a roundabout.

• Saturday afternoons in Primark.

• Anytime ever waiting for food to cook. 

• Software updates when alll you wanted to do was change your Facebook status to ‘woo summer’ and then having to spend a painful hour sorting things out.

• Leaving the house, your bus comes in 2 minutes but now you need a power piss. Ow. 

• When the wine runs out. 

• Having to pair socks together. 

• When you have exactly enough change for Cornish pasty but it turns out they’ve increased the price by 10p and now you have to use a crisp £20 note. 

• When somebody farts in a lift. 

• When you know exactly what shirt to wear and can imagine how great you’ll look. Getting home and realising it’s got barbeque sauce down it.

• Doing your liquid eyeliner perfectly and then having to sneeze. Why god why?!

• Pushing on a ‘pull’ door. The embarrassment. 

• Trying to take that new kaftan back to Topshop, but ooh look you forgot your receipt.

• Missing someone’s called by 1 second, calling them back, they’re busy. HOW?! 

• Realising your shampoo is empty..whilst you’re in the shower, never whilst your in the supermarket.

• When you’ve been thinking about left over food in the fridge all day and you get home and some son of a bitch has eaten it. 

Love, Robyn.