Things it’s okay to do (because nobody’s perfect)

• Eat everything except the raisins in muesli (because blurghk).
• To actively ignore the washing up, even when it smells and might be growing a rare form of fungus. 
• To wear leggings as trousers more often than you should. 

 

• To run for the bus, miss the bus and then pretend that you were never running for the bus in the first place. 
• To only fake tan the bits of you people will see. Using the same idea when shaving your legs.  

 

• That there are more times than not that you wear odd pyjamas to bed. 
• To feel like this when your hair is tied up:

  

• To worry about nothing for a whole week and then the day before a deadline/important event/crucial life decision, worry about EVERYTHING. 

 

• To pretend you never saw the rotting yoghurt in the fridge, shut the door, and walk away .  

• To chose where you want to eat based on access to free wifi.
• To think most days ‘today is the day I’m gunna be healthy, I’m gunna run, I’m gunna be sexyyy’ and then proceeding to eat a whole cake whilst watching Keeping up With The Kardashians. 

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• To not enjoy cocktails (expensive fruit juice?) .
• To get really annoyed when autocorrect is a presumptuous bitch (the irony that this word got changed to ‘butch)  and ruins your text message. 

  

• To still not be able to drive. 
• To not be a morning person. 
• To ignore any bottles of wine that cost more than £4 (you’re not made of money!). 

 

• To think about deleting all the people you don’t really know on your Facebook but being too nosey to do anything about it.
• To take at least 1 selfie a day.

  

• To not know how to use a washing machine. 
• To actively avoid eye contact with anybody ever on public transport. 
• To forget the names of your own family members. 
• To have absolutely no self control when it comes to buffets (it’s a challenge not an offer)

  

Love, Robyn x